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Showing posts with label Ex-Wife. Show all posts
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September 1, 2011

Arguing with crazy people...


     Women are amazing. 
     They can start a fight with you about nothing and blame the entire thing on you and have you so confused by the end that you don't even remember what ya'll we're talking about.
      They win these made up fights all the time...
      First they stomp around, letting the baby cry and the phone ring huffing and puffing but when you ask whats wrong she always just says - "Nothing."
      She just keeps stomping and huffing and could do that for hours and everytime you ask whats wrong you get the same answer - "Nothing."
     This goes on until your mind starts unraveling like an onion and you start to lose your temper outta frustration next thing you know you're telling her she's crazy or god forbid dropping the "B" bomb and now you've suddenly lost the whole thing. 
      So now not only are you losing a fight about nothing but now you also started it.
     So now your losing an argument you didnt mean to start and you dont even know what your fighting about but that doesnt matter because even if you did know you couldnt win because you called her crazy which is now what your fighting about no matter what started it.  If you didn't follow what i said your a man and trust me none of us get it. 
     I have fell into this trap thousands of times.  Its really quite sad.



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August 26, 2011

My Evil Ex-Wife

     I have never seen evil as genuine and pure or as fat as I saw in my ex-wife.  If the Devil met my ex-wife he'd be worried about losing his damn job.  He'd be all "Damn I need to take a seminar or something because I'm not evil enough.  If God finds out about this succubus I'm gonna lose my frigging job and in this economy he doesn't want that." 
     I swear the woman is a monster.  The things she's capable of I couldn't even imagine doing.  I cant even understand the things she does.  But I'm trying to understand that no matter how hard I try I'll never understand and she will always resent me.  And what's better I'm trying to remind myself that it doesn't even matter.
     Who cares what she thinks of me long as she takes care of the kids I shouldn't care I guess because I cant fix it, I know that.
     Plus she is a horrible person who quite frankly is dumb as a bag of laundry and passed on the best thing she'll ever have and I'm better off without her.  So good riddance to fat rubbish...



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August 24, 2011

My Ex-Wife's Lawyer



     I didn't like my Ex-Wife's lawyer and the fat bastard didn't like me.  But as the divorce progressed he at least began to agree she was nutty.  By the end when he lied to her that court was cancelled because my lawyer was on vacation when really he just didn't want her unstable ass there.  That day he was downright cordial.
     On the day I saw him about a month later at the hearing where I tried, and was denied, a restraining order for her he looked at me with honest empathy.  I felt it.
     It was like that scene in Rocky 4 after the big fight when Rock is giving his speech about how him and Drago came together as well as Russia and America.  It was just like that.  Me and that ol'bastard connected that day.  We shared a moment.



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August 22, 2011

Fat cheating whore!




     I had heard that people hooked up on the internet but I thought those people were the ones who wore pocket protectors and looked like they raided the wardrobe dept from the set of "Revenge of the Nerds" for their outfits.   But nope it turns out its also normal for fat housewives from the midwest like my ex wife.   
     My first wife met and had affairs with two different guys off of the internet so I know firsthand it happens.  Honestly, this blows me away.  I cannot believe guys are actually getting laid like this.  If you dont know why im amazed you've never been a girl online or watched one play an online game.
     Guys are pathetic horn-dogs to begin with but online without inhibitions or fear of rejection they are rabid sleezebags with NO shame and they swarm every female player on screen while constantly heckiling about the avatars breasts or attributes and using their best game on the girlys all at the same time talking over each other to toss their lame come ons.
     Fkn works though. I've seen it. Amazing.
     So yes my first wife met two guys, on my own Playstation 3 no less, using the PSN service Home.  If you haven't seen Home its like the game The Sims but the people texting and talking are real.  Two guys successfully nailed my wife through this service.  What are the odds on that? 
     Is it a fluke that just my wife fkd two guy's from this service or do alot of hook-ups start there?  If it's not just her that's phenomenal because it's being delivered through a damn video game system.  I bought that thing to play Resident Evil not increase her availability.  But a video game system with a user service that creates hook-up's and get's u laid quite frankly from a marketing standpoint is golden and they haven't even tapped it yet.  Think about that.



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