Hogging the bed...

     My wife is always hounding me about hogging the bed but I don't think it's my fault. 
     For one we only have a full size bed and your not gunna fit much else besides me and a tic-tac in a full size bed and thats pushin it.  And two she knew I was big when she married me.  We didn't meet on the internet.
     If she didn't think she could compete for the covers she should have married someone closer to her size.

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