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September 29, 2011

18 wheels and 7 teeth

       Can we get rid of the damn Semi's already?  I hate those huge friggin' death machines. 
     And the nerve of those fkrs..."If you can't see my mirrors I cant see you."  Oh really?  Well if you cant see that much space around that beast then you need to get that damn monster off the road and fix your defective friggin' mirrors. 
     Maybe it's just me but I think that not being able to see whats around you in that big of an area at 70mph sounds like a pretty damn big problem to me but no, they have a sticker.  That seems to be enough to cover their asses and we're just on our own to survive.
     But then these tubs of goo hicks behind the wheel of these monsters also drive these beasts like they are fkn Honda Civics and I for one am sick of taking my life in some rednecks hands every time I wanna pass one of these beasts. 
     That is the absolute worst.   Your passing a Semi and on your other side is the concrete divider.  You get about halfway passed him and then all the sudden you see his blinkers come on and he starts creeping over completely oblivious to you.  
     Now you either have to floor it, brake severely to get out, or let him crush you like a bug against the divider.  Beautiful. 
     I'm telling you if I die like that I'm gonna be pissed off for like the whole first month I'm in heaven.  I swear, I can see it now.  Jesus will try to calm me down but I'll be too mad to listen even to J.C..
     I'll haunt that redneck fkr every damn day till he finally snaps, moves to the deep woods, and marry's his cousin like he's supposed to.
     You'll also see alot of these hicks with that bumper sticker on the back claiming that "Trucks drive America."  Well, that may be true but come on, it's 2011, so why the hell can't we just teleport our damn merchandise and supplies yet?
     Someone get the nerds on this one right away so we can drive safely without a bunch of under-educated rednecks making every trip to work a gamble. 
     I don't wanna get killed by someone with less teeth in his mouth than tires on his vehicle.   So come on you mighty nerds, y'all figured out how to give men erections long past when nature intended for it to be soft, so y'all can crack teleporting for sure. 
     So come on brainiac's let's use those big sexy brains to thin the redneck herd of truck drivers off our roads and help make things safer out there. 
     Thank you in advance nerds.  I am a huge fan of all the great things you have already done for society and I know you can do this one too. 
     Go get 'em guys!  Park those monsters for good and make those ugly Semi's relics forever.

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