Just maybe don't load the guns you know. Or keep a bullet in thier pocket like Sherriff Andy did with Barney on The Andy Griffith Show. Come to think of it Barney Fife would have made an awesome mall cop.
But anyway's if you gave em guns they'd feel more like real cops and then you could finally put a donut shop in the mall. And it'd be the safest donut shop in the world.
...Come to think of it do donut shops ever get robbed?
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