Drink.
Drink
till your interesting and she’s pretty…
Matter
of fact you better go ahead and get
another case man because that’s a lofty goal.
another case man because that’s a lofty goal.
For
one, you’re boring as hell and two, that
"chick" you’re flirting with has an Adams
apple.
"chick" you’re flirting with has an Adams
apple.
Nothing
against beer but it definatly doesn’t make you any smarter. In fact the more you tip back the worse your
decisions get. Pretty soon that Adams
apple is explained away into a swollen extra front lymph node. Three more beers later and that penis in her panties
just an extroverted vagina and two beers later you’re getting ‘Deliverance’ style
gay with the hottest damn guy at the party.
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