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October 15, 2011

Drinking in a straight line...



Drink.

Drink till your interesting and she’s pretty…

Matter of fact you better go ahead and get

 another case man because that’s a lofty goal. 

For one, you’re boring as hell and two, that

 "chick" you’re flirting with has an Adams

 apple.



          Nothing against beer but it definatly doesn’t make you any smarter.  In fact the more you tip back the worse your decisions get.  Pretty soon that Adams apple is explained away into a swollen extra front lymph node.  Three more beers later and that penis in her panties just an extroverted vagina and two beers later you’re getting ‘Deliverance’ style gay with the hottest damn guy at the party.



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