I'm not putting him down because I'm outta shape too but how the hell did he get so much work in porn industry being fat, hairy and ugly?
The only theory I've heard is he's very well endowed. And while that's true aren't there other guys lined up at that audition where he got his first part that have a big'n and aren't goofy looking.
His movies are less sexual and more comical and often not on purpose. There is just something ruthlessly absurd about a fat ugly guy coated in hair with all these beautiful women. It's like a "One of these things is not like the other" from Sesame Street.
Its so absurd its comical so maybe that's why. He's large, funny and the viewer figures he could get that girl cuz shit, Ron got her. She must be blind as a bat and love fur if she's with him so id definitely have a shot.
That's gotta be it...he's porn's everyman. The lovable underdog of the sex industry.
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