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August 30, 2011

Womanly Power

     Something is bothering me.  I just got done watching a show on the Praying Mantis and I hafto know...How good must Mantis sex be to die for it?
     They hafto know she's killing them after and yet they do it anyway. 
     I think that sums up men in general tho really.  We're led around by our penises it's just that simple.   Women have quite a racket going and they know it too.
     I think they have always known it too.  A vagina is a powerful and dangerous thing.  It creates life, starts wars, and just generally drives men stupid.
     I can't imagine what it's like to just be sitting on that kinda power.  It must feel like sitting at the President's desk and caressing the nuke button.  Its a ridiculous amount of power if used properly.  I know it has a hold over me and most of the stupid things I've done  and mistakes I have made were in the pursuit of tail.  So I know its strength and it's no joke what so ever.
     The only thing saving our bacon is most females don't know how to properly use it.  That's it.  If they figure out that we are literally their slaves we're screwed.  So don't tell them.  Fight the power!

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