Left never felt so right...

All the mind numbing excitement of watching brightly colored cars go around and around over and over for hours on end. 

You can almost feel the speed as the announcers describe it.  Using dozens of words like 'fast' and 'very fast' and the 4 syllable monster 'Accelereate' to portray the SPEED. 

The uncertainty and unpredictability of when you may nod off riding on each and every left hand turn. 

You see literally tens of colors and more than 11 words on nearly every car.

Nascar's on TV and it has almost has some of the thrills of an actual sport without all the talent, and excitement threatening to disturb your nap or draw your attention in any way.

With drivers you can cheer through every lap.  You've got your Earnhardt's, Waltrips, Three or four Billy Bob's and the cutest little fairy you ever saw decked out in the prettiest rainbow outfit and car on wheels that Pepsi has ever endorsed.




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Just a man

     News Flash Society -Tiger Woods is not the only man that loves sex and women.  It comes standard with most penises.  Any straight man given Tigers options could fall prey to our genitals just like he did.  Our penis owns us ladies.  I'm sorry but its a fact.  We are nothing but it's slave. 

     Why else do you think we are also yours?

     So just let the man play golf already.  Why is everyone, besides his wife and family of course, so mad anyway?  Is it because he proved he was actually just human after all. 

    

     Society is disgusting in its hypocrisy. 

     Desire and temptation is a weight on the back of every human being walking the planet including gifted athletes.  Maybe if people didn't idolize celebrities it wouldn't come as such a shock to find out they are just like everyone else when they tumble from the pedestals they should never have been placed upon.  It's fine to enjoy watching someone with true talent do what they do best but keep it in perspective is all i'm saying.  They do amazing things yes but they themselves are only Human.

     So I say grip it and rip it Tiger.  Damn the man!

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Sport's designed for out of shape "athlete's"

     Bowling, Golf, and basically any "sport" that you can be fat and still play at the same level as everyone else if not better than them are fantastic and it's even sweeter that our society actually accepts these games as true sports and the players as real athletes.  That to me is amazing.  I for one score this little phenomenon as a huge victory for the fat.

     It's nice to have competitive events in which the fat guy cannot so easily be counted out.  Where the fatty could quite possibly even whip a little ass.  We chubby folks don't have a whole lot of bigger athletes to look up to.  I woulda liked a poster of a kick-ass chubby bowler celebrating after winning a big tourney.  Mighta helped me deal with the whole "husky" pants thing as a kid.

     I love seeing fat people kick a little thin ass.  Those healthy people are just so damn arrogant.  It's fun to watch them get knocked down a peg or three.  So go get those thinny's my big athletes.  Whip them bad. 

     Who cares if your sport doesn't involve running?  You still kick ass!

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Wrestling

     Something thats been bugging me alot is why do people watch wrestling?
     I don't mean kids, I believe its ok to watch wrestling till your 12.
     I'm talking about adults.
     Grown ass men walking around with pictures of other grown ass men on their T-shirt and watching sweaty buff men roll around on TV for two hours every Monday night.
     Im not a homophobe.  If thats what makes you happy do it but these guys aren't open homosexuals they're closeted rageaholic asses or that just might be the ones at the bar by my house.  Those particular hicks may not represent the group as a whole.  So its not about not liking gays its about these guys facing the denial and accepting that there is definatly something gay about this behavior. 
     I mean, what else would even be the draw?  Come on, it's a fake fight.  I can see when people didnt know that, like my grandpa who swore it was real even after they admitted it wasn't, but everyone knows its scripted.  The wrestlers are great athletes but mostly they are famous stuntmen.  They know how to take and fake a hit and how to fall.  Thats it.
     So think about it.  If your a fan of a show past puberty that features scantily clad men running around all sweaty and oiled-up, rolling around together on a mat your probably at least a teeny bit gay.
And thats not only ok but it's also true.

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