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Yo Mama Jokes


- Yo mama's so fat she can't even jump to a conclusion.

- Yo mama's so fat, when she dances the band skips.

- Yo mama so ugly, her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her

- Yo mama's so fat, I have to take a bus a train and a cab just to get on her good side.

- Yo mama is so ugly that she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning.

- Yo mama's so fat, her clothes have stretch marks.

- Yo mama's so poor, her face is on the front of a food stamp.

- Yo mama's so fat, she needs a watch on both arms because she covers two time zones.

- Yo mama is so stupid that she sold her car for gas money!

- Yo mama's so fat, she needs a hula hoop to keep her socks up.

- Yo mama's so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.

- Yo mama's so fat, when she turns around they throw her a welcome back party.

- Yo mama's so fat, she was baptized at Sea World.

- Yo mama's so poor she can't even pay attention!

- Yo mama's has so many teeth missing, that it looks like her tongue is in jail.

- Yo mama's so big that she sat on a rainbow and got Skittles.

- Yo mama's so fat your bath tub has stretch marks.

- Yo mama is so stupid that she thought Grape Nuts was an STD.

- Yo mama's so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, "To be continued."

- Yo mama's so hairy they filmed Gorillas in the Mist in her shower!

- Yo mama is so poor she was kicking a can down the street, asked what she was doing and she said moving.

- Yo mama's so fat, she irons her clothes on the driveway.

- Yo mama is so poor that she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.

- Yo mama's so fat, when I got on top of her my ears popped.

- Yo mama is so dumb she tripped over a cordless phone.

- Yo mama's so fat, when she fell over, she rocked herself to sleep trying to get up again.

- Yo mama's so nasty, I called her for phone sex and she gave me an ear infection.

- Yo mama's so fat, that she needs a sock for each toe.

- Yo mama is so fat she's on both sides of the family.

- Yo mama's so short, she does back flips under the bed!

- Yo mama is so fat her blood type is rocky road.

- Yo mama's so fat she can't even fit in the chat room.

- Yo mama is so ugly that she makes blind children cry.

- Yo mama's so fat, your family pictures have to be taken by a satellite!

- Yo mama's so fat her picture weighs 10 pounds.

- Yo mama's so fat that she has to put her belt on with a boomerang.

- Yo mama's so fat even God couldn't lift her spirits.




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