Sharing isn't always so good.
It can sometimes go horribly wrong.
Like awhile back I was dating this girl and one day she told me that she wanted us to have a threesome - with two guys.
...Well, FK THAT!
I'm sorry but I have a one exposed penis per room limit.
The last thing I wanna see when I'm having sex is a guy at the other end.
I figure that if she needs something to suck on while we're having sex she can just have a Popsicle.
I flat out told her I didn't care that she wanted to get filled out like an application, I wasn't doing it.
My weiner always performs alone.
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