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September 28, 2012

Cigarette Prices in America Today

     This is a guest post I did for the Squire's Squadron blog a while back and I wanted to share it with you guys here.  Check out Squire Squadron too though, funny stuff.  Anyway here it is...

    What I'm gonna talk about while i'm here is how the man is screwing us extra hard once again.  These cigarettes are just too damn expensive today. 

     I mean come on, $5.00 a pack for Marlboro's?  Are you fkn kidding me? 

     Chris Rock once said that them's crack prices, and they really are.  He's totally right. 

     I mean think about it y'all, it's completly dispicable these prices for our smokes.  I man it's just awful. 

     It might be at least a solid number 6 on the all time list of great incidents of butt rape against us citizens of the United States of America ever occurring in time. 

     Of course number one being 9/11, but this cigarette price conspiracy is at least 6th of all time if not 5.  Who knows.  i'll have to make the list sometime..,