Holding purses in the panty section, Adult curfews, and Regular tail..,

     Its a married thing, you wouldn't understand...

I enjoy being married, I love it actually, nmy wife is great.   But it has it's up's and downs.

     I do miss certain things about being single though too. 

Matter of fact, today's thing that I miss the most about being single is going to Strip Clubs.

I Love Strip Clubs, Im sorry y'all I do.  But, I can explain..,

Just hear me out, Im probably going somewhere with this...

     Ahh the titty bar, a magical place without rejection.  Where a dollar buys more than anywhere else and the watered down bourban cost $8.  It's a strange land.  A dollar or two can get 2 titties rubbed right in your face naked and close up at the stage but it $4 for a beer.  The value of a dollar is all upside down in this magical erotically lit masochistice playground.

Big plus of married life though is, while I could go to the strip club anytime I wanted too when I got home I made love too my hand and one time a ultimate cheeseburger from jack in the box.  Just kidding.

Not about the hand love, just the food sex.

The hand love part was true.

Not now though..,

No more titty bars for me but I'm getting laid tonight for sure.  My wife loves my weiner. 

I'm even getting better at love too, I think, Maybe?

I love my babies...That's for sure.