Cigarette Prices in America Today

     This is a guest post I did for the Squire's Squadron blog a while back and I wanted to share it with you guys here.  Check out Squire Squadron too though, funny stuff.  Anyway here it is...

    What I'm gonna talk about while i'm here is how the man is screwing us extra hard once again.  These cigarettes are just too damn expensive today. 

     I mean come on, $5.00 a pack for Marlboro's?  Are you fkn kidding me? 

     Chris Rock once said that them's crack prices, and they really are.  He's totally right. 

     I mean think about it y'all, it's completly dispicable these prices for our smokes.  I man it's just awful. 

     It might be at least a solid number 6 on the all time list of great incidents of butt rape against us citizens of the United States of America ever occurring in time. 

     Of course number one being 9/11, but this cigarette price conspiracy is at least 6th of all time if not 5.  Who knows.  i'll have to make the list sometime..,

Time Bomb

That's it! I'm done.

I've had it! It's fkn on now.


      I'm sorry, but I didn't start it, I'm just finishing it.  It's been going on for too long and it stops now.  Or rather just as soon as I narrow down exactly what it is I'm mad about into something a little more manageable than just everything. 

     I can't just end everything now can I?  Well, not alone anyway.  Even if I started off strong pretty soon I'd get tired or hungry and once I stop busting asses to rest and eat I'll either cool back off or more likely get sidetracked.  I'm easily distracted.  So I'm gonna have to narrow down my list of who's getting it before I explode.  Focus it in a little more you know.  Focus my rage onto just one annoyance at a time. 

     So I have some thinking to do but trust me as soon as I finally do pick something from the MANY things I want to end I'm going after it viciously.  I'm gonna rain down pain and destruction on whatever it is because I'm sick of just hanging back and getting poked and prodded with sticks all day through the bars of my cage.  Someone forgot to lock my cage door and now they are gonna pay. 

     Just as soon as I figure out who they are.

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