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Joe "Motherf*cking" Pesci Y'all,

     He is awesome.  Joe Pesci is great as a pshcho bad ass mobster and also funny as hell as an inner city landlord. 

     This little italial bastard is one talented fkn actor.  Goodfellas, I mean come on.

     My cousin Vinny, hell, even those snickers commercials whatever he's in I love to watch this little compact Italian-American actor born February 9, 1943, in Newark, NJ, talk.  Just say anything in that funny ass New Jersey accent.

     Is his voice not amazing?  Pesci makes everything sound spectacular.

     "No, no, I don't know, you said it. How do I know? You said I'm funny. How the f*ck am I funny, what the f*ck is so funny about me? Tell me, tell me what's funny!" - from Goodfellas, remember that little crazy fker saying that in that movie?  Classic.

     What about from Casino, "I think in all fairness, I should explain to you exactly what it is that I do. For instance tomorrow morning I'll get up nice and early, take a walk down over to the bank and... walk in and see and, uh... if you don't have my money for me, I'll... crack your fkin' head wide-open in front of everybody in the bank. And just about the time that I'm comin' out of jail, hopefully, you'll be coming out of your coma. And guess what? I'll split your fkin' head open again. 'Cause I'm fkin' stupid. I don't give a f*ck about jail. That's my business. That's what I do."

     Even this classic line delivered by Pesci in Lethal Weapon 4, 'They f*ck ya, they f*ck ya, they f*ck ya."

     I love Joe Pesci.  He's one of my favorite Movie Stars of all time.  I can watch anything Pesci's in.  I loved the Snickers comercial stuff honestly too.  He's a talented little guy, Joe Pesci..,

LN News Team Delivers on vol2

     If y'all need a second to take all that news in for a bit, I brought just chill a sec, we can take our time and just soak in all that amazing news that was so creative and the words it was made from combined and used to report it of such a high level of hilarity undeniable brilliance so complete and pure that you could completly trust it was the best in comedy news ever.I loved vol2, it may have been the funniest news ever...With me today on the news wrap up show is...

Laughing News vol2 was #1 in comedy news on the L@L comedy network. The best, funniest, comedy news, with honestly too much news especially in vol2..,

     "Here with me today to discuss The new issue of Laughing News, the funny second volume of your new comedy news source vol2 is news fan Kyle McGluckin. Kyle, how did you feel about vol2?"
     "Well Shawn, I was not prepared for how hilarious and great their news was and nobody had prepared me for how much news to expect either.  But once I gpt used to how clever it qll was, and remembered it would always be there for me to read as little of or as much of, I felt more safe. I gotta say Ive never laughed at as much funny news. I though I owed at least $1.50 for having that much fun, but it was free though."
       "Kyle, Id have to agree. On the phone with us is vol2 and only L@L blog writer Shawn Yankey. 
       Shawn, what do you have to say about Laughing News vol2?"
     "Well Me, Ill tell you, I spent countless hours over a month preparing vol2 where as I only spent a few hours putting together vol1 and nobody's really looking at it. It kinda puts all the time and effort I put into these blogs seem as silly as my wife thinks it is"
      "Well Shawn, me and Kyle loved it."
      "I appreciate it Kyle but Im trying to blow up here. Food and Beer is expensive and my pockets are empty. I need to get large and sell an ad.  I got six kids you know I may have to get a real job.
      "Theres just no money in this funny."
       "Akward.., well me and Kyle loved it and apparently our register comic here at L@L think it blew up like he thought and may need to get a real job and put all this sillyness away but for now lets squeeze him dry and soak up the laughs while they laugh before his wife finally makes him grow up and be mature and stop being our dancing clown.
     Read vol2 of Laughing News and you'll love it just like me and Kyle!"

     This has been the wrap up update of our's and Your's brand new monthly comdy news letter Laughing News. Here's some links for other funny stuff from our brand new News Team LN news,

Click to read our hilarious news, Laughing News vol2

Funny video's feature from Laughing at Life, Last to the Part vol1 click here

Our monthly funny joke feature, Found or Overheard Jokes vol1

 

     

Laughing News, vol 2

Laughing News,
Comedy News You Can Trust For Free

Today, in Headlines..,

UCLA study on Married Women's  ass sizes reveals a disturbing discovery.., 

 Theory's and results from latest and best ever study show LN News that ... 

    Recent studies have revealed that a chemical found in the gold of women's wedding rings causes a 15% annual drop in overall sex drive in women.  A 20% yearly increase in girth, increases tending to generally be in butt size and the mid and lower gunt area.  "Sometimes both, but always one.", Scientist Micheal Camden was quoted as saying on the girth increase findings. 

    Later, off camera, and having a cigarette with LN camera man Al Sterling he went on to say, 'Man Al, we was talking about those findings having to do with that Gold and Al we were just fkn lightly glazing the surface and I swear Al, Fk that Gold',

     Al said the guy like growled the last bit and was just pissed at Gold,  "It was intense dude seemed really super

pissed when he scrunched his face up all angry and flicked his cigarette," all said and according to Camera man 'Big' Al Sterling that cig flick might have just been the best ever mad cigarette flick he had seen but, he was positive it was by far the saddest. "Guy was sad," Al said. "Him being so sad made me sad too and soon we were both mad at Gold" Al added. Guy's were mostly all pissed at Gold was what this LN reporter noticed around the offices.  

     What Gold had been doing to Men dirty. Like what they say I did to Bubba, Terry 'Hulk' Hogan himself, might think if he had hurt his friend the way Gold was doing Men now. He'd sit for moment and just stare at a picture of his Gold Championship Belt. As he stared down looking at his World Champion Belt and saw good things were also gold the 'Hulkster' would realize it wouldn't be as bad as what people said he did to Bubba its worse. Because brother, he's realize, if he did those things to Bubba it wouldn't have been close cuz one Bubba's old lady had wanted it, She asked him to always he wouldn't have to rape her.

But, Gold was raping Men. It had been been for years, it was awful how hard Gold raped Men.  For no reason. 

Then two, He was telling the truth mostly but Gold always lies. Gold never did tell any truth.

Obese Man Banned From Buffet

An obese man left an All-You-Can-Eat Buffet Tuesday night, well before he had eaten All-He-Could...

     "He Go!  He Go Now! He Too Fat! He Eat Too Much!", 'Hot Wok' Owner Chow Sun Pak yelled screaming like a pissed and more than likely wild loon in his hilarious accent as he violently swung a broom at and chased out, Stupid! Eat Too Much! ", Customer ejected from    'All You Can Eat' Chinese buffet restaurant, sources say the owner 'All You Can Eat' Chinese Buffet Restaurant, ejected the obese man, well before he had eaten "All -He_Could- Eat "He Go Now! He Too Fat! Eat Too Much! ", Customer ejected from   

     In Tallahassee Florida on Tuesday Bill Paxton, an obese man from north Chicago, was ejected from the 'Hot Wok' Chinese All-You-Can-Eat restaurant by Owner Chow Sun Pak.  "He eat so much.  He is a very fat man.  He eat too much food and stay too many hours and he no leave." Pak told reporters.

Most fat guys see 'All you can eat" as a challange

     A little Laughing News polling of the local Buffets found this to be a common problem.  Hometown Buffet Manager Ty Biggins had this to say on obese customers, "It's hard to look at the way these mammoths eat in this environment.  It's like an open bar for alchohlics with mashed potatoes and gravy.
     Suzy Littleton a Golden Corral waitress was once trampled by a herd of obese customers and nearly ran over last September by a huge porker on a rascal heading to the buffet line for his 5th pair of plates.  "It was so gross"  Suzy said of the event, "Scary too but they were so fat I mostly just didn't want to touch them."  Suzy thought for a moment and added, "The whale on the rascal had scared her really bad."  Suzy say's late at night sometimes she can actually still hear that giant goo monster wheezing as he blocked out her world like an eclipse.

News 2 GO,

No Call, No Show Love 

     Local University freshman, Dirk McGinley, totally banged the big and also kinda homely looking BBW writer girl that a lot of the Local U campus guys seemed to end up striking out and ending up with for a last ditch drunk impulse bang before passing out Sophomore Bee Ann Holden, missionary style during a frat party last Saturday but still hasn't called her or even told anyone and still denies it and also hasn't even admitted it to anybody yet.
.  Sources also say he has failed to even call ugly fat girl, Bree Ann Holden, even though its been 6 days since the party.   Bree told Laughing News reporters tearfully, "He also completely avoids me at lunch.  It's like he won't even look at me anymore." she then took another huge spoonful of her at least 2nd pint of Chunky Monkey ice cream of the that night, hurt but completely oblivious to the point of the lesson here about why the boy's weren't calling the obese girl back. 
     Sadly this BBW seemed doomed to be a fat last resort bang forever.  Her sadness really got to this Laughing News reporters as he watched her big fat lips on the spoon.  They seemed to reveal a deep sadness in her soul that was like a scary glimpse into her miserable future. 
Freshman Dirk McGinely could not be reached for comment he just kept sending our calls to voicemail.  Most of his buddies say he is still denying it though but, he totally banged her. 
     Travis Hickman another frat guy from the same party, told Laughing News this about it, "Ya, Dirk did got on that.  Dude was fkn drunk as shit though but yeah he did, and honestly he actually bangs Big Bree a lot after he gets all sloshed but this time was classic because he even made out with her big ass out in the open before AND after on the couch in front of everybody and they couldn't keep their hands off each other".  Then added, "Fkn telling her he loved and caressing her big ass and shit until he finally passed out on her fat rolls.",the other total douche and  Local U frat kid added and offered to even pull up the clip on YouTube for Laughing News. We declined  to view the clip, even though Travis mentioned it has over a million hits already on YouTube here's the link .
    " Dirk must have been really drunk man but he did it though", and the pictures in Travis's  phone proved it.  LN news even  has to agree that the one pic of  Dirk's drooling face as he layed there all passed out drunk in her massive back fat with hand drawn sharpie penises all over his face was hilarious, even if i was also kind of sad too.

Strong Hard Wiener, Are you giving her enough  Most wives and girlfriends my wife knows don't get enough. Does yours? Find out. Click here and learn some good strokes then you can even go read some jokes, we got like tons of them.

Last to the Party, episode 1

I Finally Found Out About Andy Samberg's music group 'The Lonely Island',

Welcome to 'Late to the Party', where I share all the cool and funny videos that I either finally found on YouTube or someone eventually told or showed me but mostly the ones I overhear or read about. 
These videos are the coolest, and very latest funny videos for all of those people like me who are the last to find out about cool and funny videos. 
Hot today on the outer fringes of cool is the comedy music group starring Andy Samberg from SNL,  'The Lonely Island'

...Just as a warning the video is dirty.


Warning: video is explicit, DON'T play at work