Cap'n Crunch is one ruthless S.O.B.. He is well aware that his cereal cuts the hell out of the roof of your mouth and he just simply does not care. He's a jerk.
Just look at that smug ass smile on his face...he knows damn well he's not putting that spoonful of golden razors into his mouth. My God, just look how calm he is in that picture. He knows he ain't eating that. That's as far as that spoon is going you can tell from the lack of fear in his eyes. Everyone who eats Cap'n Crunch knows it's gonna hurt like hell yet I see no fear in those big blue eyes at all. No concern at all really. Now, you can fake a big 'ol eager smile real easy but faking trust, especially in your eyes is a whole lot harder to do and in this picture you can clearly see that his mouth definitely trusts his hand to not actually put that spoon inside it or there would be fear in those eyes. Cap'n Crunch knows damn well he wouldn't eat Cap'n Crunch cereal but he'll sure trick as many kids as he can into doing just that. Cutting their mouths up no problem. Because Cap'n Crunch is an asshole...
Just look at that smug ass smile on his face...he knows damn well he's not putting that spoonful of golden razors into his mouth. My God, just look how calm he is in that picture. He knows he ain't eating that. That's as far as that spoon is going you can tell from the lack of fear in his eyes. Everyone who eats Cap'n Crunch knows it's gonna hurt like hell yet I see no fear in those big blue eyes at all. No concern at all really. Now, you can fake a big 'ol eager smile real easy but faking trust, especially in your eyes is a whole lot harder to do and in this picture you can clearly see that his mouth definitely trusts his hand to not actually put that spoon inside it or there would be fear in those eyes. Cap'n Crunch knows damn well he wouldn't eat Cap'n Crunch cereal but he'll sure trick as many kids as he can into doing just that. Cutting their mouths up no problem. Because Cap'n Crunch is an asshole...
